Just got back from the armpit of Texas (Hewitt) for a wedding, and then moved to the inner armpit of Texas (crawford) for a reception.
Baptist wedding, no alcohol. Needless to say, after four hours in the car, I drank a lot when I got home at 2:00 am.
SO: DRUNK POST!!!!!
I'm not adventurous as those who posted before me, but I'll simply say things have been pretty crazy the last year or so. Kinda vanished from the village, but since a lot of other people did too, no one seemed to notice. Quit my job a couple times, thinking I'm about to earn my Night Owl card. I know a lot more about programming than I did when I (re)joined the village a couple years ago, so I guess that makes yet another coder as a resource to the board.
Friend of mine in the navy is about to go to work fighting somali pirates. That sounds so awesome, my life seems silly by comparison. Then again I remember I just have to dodge micro-managing CEOs, not bullets.
Speaking of which, thanks for being a badass and keeping us safe, Carib.
Also: Jameson and Dr. Pepper is henceforth known as Dr. Jameson, and he has the cure for most forms of fatigue and depression. If you're Irish. Or German. Or French. Or all three.