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- Custom Title:
- Señor Vorpal Kickasso
- Personal Text:
- Fnord!
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 47
- Location:
- Chicago, Illinois
- Date Registered:
- August 07, 2007, 01:26:23 AM
- Local Time:
- April 27, 2024, 09:04:18 AM
- Last Active:
- Today at 04:08:40 AM
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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