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Silver Dragon Desert Nomad

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Go rub two monkeys together and see what happens.
Age:
50
Location:
WA State
Date registered:
August 07, 2007, 06:57:21 AM
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September 06, 2026, 05:41:18 PM
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LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast.  In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST.
TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
LISTER: OR muffins!  OR muffins!  We don't LIKE muffins 'round here!  We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
TOASTER: Aah, so you're a waffle man!