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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 06:53:30 PM »
Nor this!

Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 07:11:06 PM »
I actually came up with a novel collection of words, not indexed by Google?

Actually, stopping to consider this for a moment.  Do you REALLY want to find a website with those words?  There are enough terrible things on the internet as is...

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 07:15:54 PM »
I actually came up with a novel collection of words, not indexed by Google?

Actually, stopping to consider this for a moment.  Do you REALLY want to find a website with those words?  There are enough terrible things on the internet as is...

I was just trying to discover the 'real' you.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 08:07:30 PM »
I have a cheeky blog written under a pseudonym for that.

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 09:07:28 PM »
Why does this thread make me picture Darth Vader surfing for pr0n on the internet?

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 09:49:59 PM »
Darth is a Paladin??  :o
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 10:37:32 PM »
He used to be. Then he found out he could have girl on girl action displayed in a nifty mask if he got himself really badly burned. The rest was just circumstance.
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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 10:44:23 PM »
Oh... I just had a Freudian misread.

I thought you typed "the rest was just circumcised"
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 10:51:29 PM »
You know what Freud says : You gotta think twice before you penis.
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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 10:52:56 PM »
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 11:01:53 PM »
Well, he is in a battle suit and he uses mystic powers...
Yeah, I'd say he's pretty much a paladin.
An evil paladin, mind you.

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 11:09:14 PM »
Well, he is in a battle suit and he uses mystic powers...

Sadly, this quote is not in reference to Freud.

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Re: I found the lack of hits for this search result almost incredible...
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 11:17:30 PM »
And how would *you* know? O.o
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 04:34:34 AM »
I thought a Freudian slip was what Martha Bernays wore under her dress.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!