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I'm not tall enough!
« on: August 16, 2007, 04:32:57 PM »
This takes me back to Knott's Berry Farm when I wasn't tall enough to go on the rides.

I remember praying to God to make me tall! "Pweeeze. I wanna be tall enough to go on the rides. Pwwweze make me twall!"

Mmmmmm...

Anyway... There's a ad for Tall Women to demonstrate video games. Must be 6'3" or taller. =)

I could probably do it anyway with the right shoes (but won't since it's in Vegas) but I thought it was amusing that for the longest time in probably 20 years... I'm once again... not tall enough.
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 10:46:16 PM »
Quote from: Doombot on August 16, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
Anyway... There's a ad for Tall Women to demonstrate video games. Must be 6'3" or taller. =)

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Exceptional Video Games, and High Bewbies :P
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 10:56:28 PM »
Quote from: The SysMan on August 16, 2007, 10:46:16 PM
Quote from: Doombot on August 16, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
Anyway... There's a ad for Tall Women to demonstrate video games. Must be 6'3" or taller. =)

There is a God.
Exceptional Video Games, and High Bewbies :P

Go to Vegas and hang out. =)

**CASTING VERY TALL WOMEN for Video Game Demo Event**

Date: Sept 11, 2007
Location: Las Vegas
Rate: $500/day

[VERY TALL WOMEN] Approximately 6'3 or taller. Pretty, fun personality,
nice, out going!

THE EVENT: Live game demo at a GAMESTOP event at Mandalay Bay. The talent
will be giving hand outs and helping answer MINOR questions. They have to
talk, be very polite and not be arrogant.

Please respond ASAP! Include contact information, height and pictures to videogamercasting@yahoo.com!!!

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Did anyone know this about me? I used to be a Nintendo Girl. Not a booth babe but someone that stood in the store and answered questions about that new Nintendo System: SUPER Nintendo. I got a cap to wear (and other pieces of clothing).
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 11:09:08 PM »
Yeah, I know, I'll just drive over to Vegas and drown on the way over :(

Waah. No fair.
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 03:14:02 AM »
Apparently that couple of extra inches makes all the difference...


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What?
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 03:25:15 AM »
Oooh, wouldn't that suck?
"I'm sorry, you're not big enough to play this game if you know what I mean!"

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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 04:42:58 AM »
My girlfriend's 5'11". I'm only the second person she's ever dated that was taller than her.
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 04:53:48 AM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on August 17, 2007, 04:42:58 AM
My girlfriend's 5'11". I'm only the second person she's ever dated that was taller than her.

I've never had a boyfriend that was taller than me. Not sad about it though. =)
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 05:59:08 AM »
The irony, Doomers.  The irony.


Well, I could always tell my ex about it.  6'5".  Volleyballer.


(Hey!  I met her sitting down, ai-ight?)

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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 06:53:45 AM »
Oh yeah! 

and...

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala.
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 07:05:14 AM »
I'm 5'5.25". Most of the girls I've dated have been almost exactly my height, but I dated one that was like 5'7 for the first three years of highschool. Had to beg her not to wear heels. I usually wear boots instead of sneakers and sandals, just to get in that extra inch.

I'm going to hit puberty someday.  :mean:
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 11:33:56 AM »
I'm 6'3" and to date I've always been at least 5-6 inches taller than any girl I've been interested in. Even when they wore heels I was still taller than them. Alas however I'm still single these days so it's not too much of an issue at the moment. One can hope though.

Curiously enough at work, as well as being taller than any of the woman I normally come in contact with, I tower above the vast majority of the guys too. There's a couple who are about the same height, but no-one taller.
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 03:56:28 PM »
I'm a short arse, a major short arse... I think I'm 4'10 - 5' I dunno... but yeah, pretty short...

On the bright side, it means I'm eye-level with bewbs without appearing to be obviouslys perverted about it :p
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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 04:55:14 PM »
Pet, that's not all that weird.  We're tall.  We're taller then average- male or female. 


That means that more then most people are shorter then us.

Except I moved out to Minnesota- Land of the Tall-assed Scandinavians, so now I am just BARELY taller then most guys. (The average height in this State is like 2-2.5" taller then most other States, and 4" taller then in the South.)

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Re: I'm not tall enough!
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 08:33:55 PM »
What?

7 foot tall women needed? I hope that's a typo.

In search of females, age 21-40, at least 7ft tall or taller, with great outgoing personality.

We are currently casting for a one day trade show in Las Vegas for videogames. In search of females, age 21-40, at least 7ft tall or taller, with great outgoing personality. This is a one day show for less than 8hrs. rate is $450. Will help with handing out free merchandise and product. no sales. a very fun and easy job. Meet and greet. Must be available Tues Sept 11 for the trade show. We are casting a total of four women.

PHOTO or video is required for submission. Please email submission with your total natural height & wt before wearing heels.
   

    * Location: Las Vegas
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $450 one day
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