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Once again... the top banned books.
« on: August 13, 2007, 08:17:51 PM »
The Forbidden Library: Banned and Challenged Books

My favorites:

Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl. Four members of the Alabama State Textbook Committee (1983) called for the rejection of this book because it is a "real downer."

Arabian Nights  or The Thousand and One Nights.   It was confiscated in Cairo, Egypt (1985), on the grounds that it contained obscene passages which posed a threat to the country's moral fabric. It was judged inappropriate for Jewish pupils by the Israeli director of the British Consul Library in Jerusalem, Israel (1985). Nice to see that the Arabs and Israelis can agree, after all.

Fahrenheit 451.  Ray Bradbury. (Irony burns at a temperature of 451 degrees. - Jen)

Where's Waldo?  Martin Handford.

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Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 07:31:54 AM »
Black Sambo.  Loved those stories.


I was five, and I got a cute rabbit.

He was all black.

Yup.  To my Mom's horror, I innocently named him... Black Sambo.
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Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 09:03:07 PM »
Better than "porch monkey."

What? We're taking it back!
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Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 10:59:36 PM »
Better than "porch monkey."

What? We're taking it back!

*Put's the sheeny curse on you*

What? I'm not calling Jews Sheeny. It's CUTE!

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Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 02:00:56 AM »
Black Sambo.  Loved those stories.


I was five, and I got a cute rabbit.

He was all black.

Yup.  To my Mom's horror, I innocently named him... Black Sambo.

Here's an interesting article on the history and various incarnations of the story:  http://www.pancakeparlour.com/Wonderland/Highlights/Thefuture/Short_Stories/Bannerman/bannerman.html
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Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2007, 08:16:39 PM »
Naked Lunch is missing...

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Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2007, 10:56:12 PM »
Banned from the White House:
Any pop-up book.
Those damn things are scary. ;)
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