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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: But why did he take the Budweiser?
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 02:21:49 AM »
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Police estimated the haul to be worth at least 64,000 euros (£46,000), at wholesale prices.

trying to sell it he is.
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Re: But why did he take the Budweiser?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 02:24:24 AM »
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Police estimated the haul to be worth at least 64,000 euros (£46,000), at wholesale prices.

trying to sell it he is.

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: But why did he take the Budweiser?
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 03:00:56 AM »
That's what they pay me for.
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Re: But why did he take the Budweiser?
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 03:48:20 AM »
PAY?!?!?
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Re: But why did he take the Budweiser?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 04:49:55 AM »
hells yea. a penny each time. i almost have enough for a stick of gum!
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