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Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:23:54 PM »
While I find the "Add Three Words" thread both intriguing and clever, I also find it rather like trying to open a door while wearing a strait-jacket.  Too often a poster really does nothing but add filler and is unable to forward a particular path.  Of course, perhaps that is the challenge, and perhaps ultimately it does provide a higher reader 'reward' to those who are able to muck their way through it.

I certainly do not want to denigrate or usurp the "Add Three Words" thread but I thought perhaps we could start yet another but this time, each poster would add an entire sentence.  There also seems to be an unlisted rule that no poster may post their three words (or in this case, sentence) until at least two or three other posters have also chirped in.

At any rate, I will start...
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2013, 06:24:59 PM »
Martin Preiss had been walking up the narrow rocky path for hours, yet there was still no sign of the cabin.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2013, 06:51:26 PM »
I agree, I have seen several results but mostly the "add three words" thing usually ends with an incoherent plot of randomness. (I think that's how they write the Scary Movie films.) I did have one good result which told of an epic civil war between two monarchs, the crab queen and the crab king.

He stopped to check his map, scratching his head before carrying on, he felt like he was going in circles.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2013, 10:46:42 PM »
As the sun began to set and Martin could see the stars he realized that he had been traveling North, the cabin was supposed to be in the East
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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2013, 01:39:44 AM »
Hindsight being 20/20 and all, Martin cursed himself and vowed that next time he'd bring a GPS, or at least a compass.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2013, 06:08:22 AM »
He finally decided that he would rest where he was and wait for daylight when he heard the faint noise, not so much a cry as a low and long wail.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2013, 09:30:22 AM »
As he looked out into the dark he saw.. could it be? Was that a mormon being hunted by a mormon hunter? Clearly these were escapees from some more constrictive regime.

No but seriously.

He knew this was bear country so he froze barely, allowing his breath to escape in a thin stream into the cold night, as he listened he thought he could pick up words in the cry.

 
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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2013, 10:36:43 AM »
Suddenly a mysterious figure emerged from a cave to his right, it was tall and bulky and it stood on two legs, it was a bear!
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2013, 11:26:34 AM »
He shuddered as the hulking shape swallowed loudly, "sorry, speaking with my mouth full, put this on! You'll catch your death out here" said the shape as it flung a thick coat at him.

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2013, 12:21:03 PM »
Sheepishly, Martin took the coat, ensuring that he made eye contact with the bear at all times.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2013, 03:03:49 PM »
"Druid said it's supposed to rain tonight. I've got shelter," the bear gestured into the darkness.
In case of rapture, can I have your car?

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2013, 05:33:53 AM »
The bear removed his AK-47 guaranteed him by the constitutional right to arm bears, and expostulated "So, are you coming in, or what?"
I am thinking of changing my title to "He who must only be mentioned in passing".

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2013, 12:12:21 PM »
Martin wasn't sure as to whether or not this was a good idea, after all his mother told him to never trust strangers, though the cold was getting to him and this bear didn't seem untrustworthy.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2013, 03:33:05 PM »
"Give me the gun and I'll follow you," Martin quickly decided as his teeth started to chatter.
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Re: Add One Sentence - An alternative to "Add Three Words"
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2013, 06:24:11 PM »
"Can't!" The bear protested "It has sentimental value."
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...