While I find the "Add Three Words" thread both intriguing and clever, I also find it rather like trying to open a door while wearing a strait-jacket. Too often a poster really does nothing but add filler and is unable to forward a particular path. Of course, perhaps that is the challenge, and perhaps ultimately it does provide a higher reader 'reward' to those who are able to muck their way through it.
I certainly do not want to denigrate or usurp the "Add Three Words" thread but I thought perhaps we could start yet another but this time, each poster would add an entire sentence. There also seems to be an unlisted rule that no poster may post their three words (or in this case, sentence) until at least two or three other posters have also chirped in.
At any rate, I will start...