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Enjoy your independence while you can!
« on: July 04, 2012, 09:47:47 AM »
One day us Brits will be back to reclaim Americaland for ourselves!
You know... once we build enough longships.
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Re: Enjoy your independence while you can!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2012, 06:59:05 PM »
But do we want it?

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Re: Enjoy your independence while you can!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2012, 08:20:45 PM »
don't you mean a bow long enough to shoot across the ocean?
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2012, 09:27:02 PM »
don't you mean a bow long enough to shoot across the ocean?

Nay, man I mean longboats!
I heard some fellows from Denmark used them and won many'a fight!
A good show it was old bean!
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2012, 04:47:22 AM »
This is one swamp rat you wont find out on the high seas, and Like any American that knows how its done, I dont deal in arrows.... I deal in lead.  :laugh:


I may or may not be the Kind of American you Brits hate :P Ill leave that for you all to decide  ;)

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2012, 09:29:44 AM »
Well, I don't hate Americans it's just that the British need to return to their villainous position again! (Also the resources that America brings you know, TV and the like...) Then we will be known as the glorious war machine we once were! Imagine it, British James Bond villains in the films for the next ten years! My God... it will be beautiful!  :o
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2012, 09:44:48 AM »
LOL! Touche good sir....
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2012, 06:26:28 PM »
We don't hate Americans. You give us the chance to look down our noses at you practicing our 'Monocle sneer'.

I'm a hairy highland Scotsman so while the English lot are sneering I'll be dancing around you shouting 'Awwo-a-argh' and poking you with something vaguely offensive.

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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2012, 06:41:43 PM »
We don't hate Americans. You give us the chance to look down our noses at you practicing our 'Monocle sneer'.

I'm a hairy highland Scotsman so while the English lot are sneering I'll be dancing around you shouting 'Awwo-a-argh' and poking you with something vaguely offensive.

I shall be tweaking my moustache and complain about the weather! :D
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Enjoy your independence while you can!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2012, 08:05:51 PM »
Speaking of weather: 110 degree heat is not the least bit entertaining while combined with high humidity AND asshole tourists! nothing like almost being hit 3 times before you get out of a parking lot, and by cars with three different states tags to boot! Its like playing bingo with 2 ton rolling steel meat grinders! and your the "free" space in the middle everyone gets from the start  >:(
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Re: Enjoy your independence while you can!
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2012, 09:00:01 PM »


Speaking of Independence Day, they really started cracking down on fireworks this year, at least where I live (in a city). Plus we havent bought fireworks for years, so there was a lot less reason to be excited.
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Re: Enjoy your independence while you can!
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2012, 09:08:12 PM »
Hahahhaaaaahaaaa!

*laughs and points fingers at British dudes... and dudettes*

Relevaaaaaaance!  You guys (and gals) have been relegated to the dustbin of history.  No more 74-gunners for you!  I bet those tangerines can't even reach us from over there!  In fact, I BET THEY'RE NOT EVEN YOUR TANGERINES!!

*settles back in self-righteous smug*

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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2012, 12:46:21 AM »
Bah! We don't need your stinking tangerines!

We have apples, we are far better equipped than last time you over glorified colonists took us on!
Besides we have longboats now, we have *counts with his index finger* 20 longboats! Fear the newly established British armada!

Soon my dream will be realised! Well when I round up enough Chavs to row this big ass boat...
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2012, 01:27:51 AM »
I'll call your enough Chavs and raise a multitude of Greenwich Goths.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2012, 04:36:37 AM »
CHAVS?!?!?! Skip the thrown tangerines, We Need to break out the RPT's..... (Rocket Propelled Tangerines) :o
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