CHAVS?!?!?! Skip the thrown tangerines, We Need to break out the RPT's..... (Rocket Propelled Tangerines) 
I'll bring some EMO kids to use as cannon fodder, we suprisingly have them coming out of our ears...
Oh and I shall destroy your troops moral by carrying a speaker that plays Michael Mcintyre's 'comedy' show!
I'll call your enough Chavs and raise a multitude of Greenwich Goths.
They don't make very good soldiers since sunlight kills them...