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The happiest man in America
« on: March 07, 2011, 10:00:53 PM »
According to the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, the happiest person in America is “a tall, Asian-American, observant Jew who is at least 65 and married, has children, lives in Hawaii, runs his own business and has a household income of more than $120,000 a year."

It turns out this person actually exists.
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Re: The happiest man in America
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 03:05:43 AM »
That's awsome!

On a side note, I'm pretty happy even though the only thing I have in common with that guy is that I'm tall.
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Re: The happiest man in America
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2011, 05:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on March 08, 2011, 03:05:43 AM
On a side note, I'm pretty happy even though the only thing I have in common with that guy is that I'm tall.

two things: i coulda sworn you were a guy.

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Re: The happiest man in America
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2011, 05:43:45 PM »
Wait, what? Give me 120 Grand a year and i can be more happy than most of America too!
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Re: The happiest man in America
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 03:43:22 AM »
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on March 08, 2011, 05:06:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on March 08, 2011, 03:05:43 AM
On a side note, I'm pretty happy even though the only thing I have in common with that guy is that I'm tall.

two things: i coulda sworn you were a guy.



Well, okay. Two things. But the maleness was rather understood.
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Re: The happiest man in America
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 02:31:01 AM »
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