I see this thread has been nicely hijacked. Well done, all.
And in keeping with the Bad Cheese Stories motif, I offer:
When I was living in Germany, we went to some nice Gasthous or somesuch, and ordered a cheese plate. Not any cheese plate, but an 'imported' cheese plate. I thought that would be novel as we were somewhat imported ourselves.
So the plate arrived in due time, and had some nice French, nice Swiss, and nice Belgium cheeses. And... *drum roll, please*, in one corner of the plate, wrapped nicely in foil, was... *ba-boom!* VELVEETA!
omfg...
I don't even consider that a cheese. It's more like industrial waste.
So we had a good laugh and ate everything but that.