What's going on in your life?

[BlueCross]

Alot.

Ouch!   

That really sucks; you'd think 'prior record' would have at least something to do with it.

I say, "go the lawyerish way!" and provide payback when you can afford suits.

And nice g/f, I must say.  But without pics, it didn't happen.

[PsychoPompos]

Exactly the path i chose. Public defenders are a waste of time so i found a good attorney who cut me a deal so now i'm all lawyered up.

Touche Blue, as a common rule of thumb on the internet i respect that.  Though i do have pictures.


EDIT: Damn, i forgot to fully resize those.  And yea, shes great.  Picked my dumb ass up from drunk tank at 5 in the morning.

[BlueCross]

Hold it!  There's something wrong with the karma here...

I think I'm gonna have to talk to your girlfriend about some issues of 'behavior' that you have exhibited in the past.  Clearly she does not have a full understanding of your previous sins, or else she would certainly show signs of 'aghast!' and 'fear!'.  Unless, of course, you have plied her with... well, we won't go there, at least not yet.


*goes back to the BC formula for how Strange men attract Hot girls* 

OK, in order to clear up this aberration, we need to give you the Test:

1.  How many little thingies of ketchup do you get (on average) when going through the drive through?

2.  When you buy an ice cream cone and compare it to the size of other scoops in the neighborhood, are yours:
a. Larger?
b. Smaller?
c. the Same Size

Perhaps the results of the Test will enlighten us to your incredibly good (and may I say Lucky as well?) fortune.

[KMD]

Sorry to hear about your troubles. Hope things get better.


Could be worse; At least you didn't go to Jail. Not fun. Plus you have a girlfriend to support you.

Welcome to the wall  :wind blows:

[PsychoPompos]

Just remember BC, Hot girls have their quirks as well.  She's intelligent, fun to be around and completely,  wholeheartedly insane.  I believe this is why it's working out so well.  I mean come on, she hasn't pulled a blade on me yet and she only broke into my house that one time. Hahaha, true story.  The nutty ones are WAYYY more exciting to be around.  Interesting beliefs as well.

Anyway my answers are mundane.

1. 0

2. I can't remember the last time i ate ice cream

I was once a Karmic Houdini but now i walk a better line.  I've paid for my transgressions and laughed in the face of rationality.  As of yesterday every one of my criminal charges were dropped, I'm now a free man.  Karma also reminded me to watch my back today after the feast of debauchery that was the celebration of last night.  So BC, tell me of my sins here on the board.  Let us reminisce.

Also, That spam bot needs to get blasted ASAP.  It's fuckin with my Mojo.
 

Add: I broke my hand last night.  The odd part is since it was broken before it healed at an angle and was never that strong.  Last night was a full clean and teethgrindingly painful break that i put back into place.  Now my hand hurts but it's less injured than before.  Wierd.

[Hoopy Frood]

Just remember BC, Hot girls have their quirks as well.  She's intelligent, fun to be around and completely,  wholeheartedly insane.

Not all hot chicks are insane.

Case in point, my hot chick.

[BlueCross]

1. 0

2. I can't remember the last time i ate ice cream

This is so disappointing.

[PsychoPompos]

And why is that?

[BlueCross]

And why is that?

Because it either means my test is flawed, or your level of unhotness is at the extreme low end of the scale.

Since both of those statements are obviously false, it leaves me...

confused.

[PsychoPompos]

Its my charming personality. HA!

I think your eyes are dusting over again Blue, the ladies love me.  Either that or they try to kill me in some way.  Its usually some combination of both.  

My very presence both intrigues and infuriates them for some inexplicable reason.

[AcdQueen89]

.... and to get away from psycho's ego for a bit.


i just finished a 50000 word novel for a writing class and have thus embarked on writing a synopsis and figuring out how to revise. i'm hoping that in a year or so i will be able to say that i'm halfway to being published.

[Night Owl]

I just spent an evening in my hot tub. Yea, I gots me a hot tub last year. Hot tub / ale / wife = nice evening.

[PsychoPompos]

I do have to say Blue, i may not get ketchup packets but i always seem to get hundreds of hot sauce packets and an unusual amount of fortune cookies.

[BlueCross]

I do have to say Blue, i may not get ketchup packets but i always seem to get hundreds of hot sauce packets and an unusual amount of fortune cookies.

*

*nods*

*nods off*

[Laughinman]

I wonder, if one can nod off, can you nod on?