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Re: Sometimes I truly am at a loss for words.
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 10:31:10 PM »
Wow, if ever there was a shedite of lust running about, this guy would be it.

Yeesh. Of all the things I've ever heard of, thats one of the weirdest ever. Like the guy who burnt himself trying to have sex with his laptop.
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Re: Sometimes I truly am at a loss for words.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 01:21:45 AM »
I googled Rule 34 and found dragons and... automobiles.

 :o

A actual site about dragons being amorous with automobiles.

I... don't know what to say.
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Re: Sometimes I truly am at a loss for words.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 04:56:50 PM »
Hahahahahah, poor guy.  I mean, he was just hangin' out in his room tryin' to get his swerve on with an inanimate object and he ends up on a sex offender registry and probation for three years?  Even worse, he ends up in the news over it.

If you're going to hump random objects, do it some place that only you have they key to!
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