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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 05:43:01 PM »
Claims he has technical skills, yet he can't even edit a post properly.

I'll show you how to type prawn, son.

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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 06:00:10 PM »
I half expected "porn" to be censored onto "pr0nz" or something similar.
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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2007, 08:58:22 PM »
I half expected "porn" to be censored onto "pr0nz" or something similar.

You know, I just might do that. Why should Chucåra have all the fun playing with the censor feature.
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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 09:01:01 PM »
That's better. I also made it so the board no longer censors in the middle of words. It will only censor full words.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2007, 08:16:04 AM »
Oh man, it's all true!   :P

"The ENFP is gregarious, outgoing, and slightly silly; they often spend their leisure time engaged in role-playing games, having pillow fights that lead to wild, lustful lesbian orgies, or being abducted by space aliens."

No, really.   :surprised:


Except for the scientology part.  Man, that was totally wrong.

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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2007, 09:02:05 AM »
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ISTJ: The Thought Police

ISTJs are characterized by loyalty, duty, and civic responsibility. As an ISTJ, you have a natural understanding of the value of civil harmony and order, and a deep-seated dislike of non-conformity, anarchy, and chaos.

For an ISTJ, work is very important to a sense of self-satisfaction. Happiness comes most easily for you when you have a job that allows you to express your ethic. Whether it's blasting traitorous rebel scum as a proud Imperial Stormtrooper or monitoring the population's cerebral implants searching for evidence of unauthorized thought patterns as one of the Thought Police, you're most satisfied when you are crushing the population beneath the iron boot heel of oppression on behalf of your masters.

RECREATION; ISTJs approach leisure with the same dedication they bring to spreading tyrrany and oppression. Common ISTJ pasttimes include cleaning their rifles, improving their marksmanship, betting on political dissidents in the Gladiator Arena, and macrame.

COMPATIBILITY: ISTJs are capable of stong emotional connections, bonding closely with the other ISTJs in their unit, platoon, or sector.

Famous ISTJs include TK-421, Torquemada, and Yuri Andropov.

I do not find this future career displeasing. I feel like I make promising future moderator material.

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Re: Remember those Myers-Briggs tests we took? Here's the real results!
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2007, 02:17:00 PM »
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ISTJ: The Thought Police

ISTJs are characterized by loyalty, duty, and civic responsibility. As an ISTJ, you have a natural understanding of the value of civil harmony and order, and a deep-seated dislike of non-conformity, anarchy, and chaos.

For an ISTJ, work is very important to a sense of self-satisfaction. Happiness comes most easily for you when you have a job that allows you to express your ethic. Whether it's blasting traitorous rebel scum as a proud Imperial Stormtrooper or monitoring the population's cerebral implants searching for evidence of unauthorized thought patterns as one of the Thought Police, you're most satisfied when you are crushing the population beneath the iron boot heel of oppression on behalf of your masters.

RECREATION; ISTJs approach leisure with the same dedication they bring to spreading tyrrany and oppression. Common ISTJ pasttimes include cleaning their rifles, improving their marksmanship, betting on political dissidents in the Gladiator Arena, and macrame.

COMPATIBILITY: ISTJs are capable of stong emotional connections, bonding closely with the other ISTJs in their unit, platoon, or sector.

Famous ISTJs include TK-421, Torquemada, and Yuri Andropov.

I do not find this future career displeasing. I feel like I make promising future moderator material.

You shall be one of my most favored minions when I take over the world. A minion to oppress other minions.

Oddly enough, my girlfriend is a mad scientist (ENTP). Apparently ENTJ's and ENTP's are very romantically compatible. Plus, she can build the crazy machines that will allow my machinations to come to fruition.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!