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The Hanged Man

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Come and worship him...
« on: July 26, 2016, 10:52:29 PM »


The Church of Vault Boy is now open for business.  :laugh:
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Come and worship him...
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2016, 05:16:38 AM »
His radiant smile shall lead us to our salvation.

Vault-boy is great
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Re: Come and worship him...
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2016, 01:55:39 AM »
Vault Boy is good to us but we are not good enough for Vault Boy...
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Come and worship him...
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2016, 02:21:24 PM »
All hail!  Blessed be those who bask in his glowing warmth!

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Re: Come and worship him...
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 01:36:36 PM »
All hail!  Blessed be those who bask in his glowing warmth!

I wouldn't get too close if I were you.  You realize why he is glowing....
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Re: Come and worship him...
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2016, 05:52:47 PM »
All hail!  Blessed be those who bask in his glowing warmth!

I wouldn't get too close if I were you.  You realize why he is glowing....
Is that why I ALWAYS have the after taste of burnt potato sacks? Huh
But it'll help