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So... Is America willing to join us again?
« on: July 05, 2016, 01:07:52 AM »
Britain can save you from Trump, he's banned from entering the UK or will be... not sure about that but anyway, you yanks should come back to us now! Pleeeasee! Pretty please with sugar on top?

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Re: So... Is America willing to join us again?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2016, 06:41:09 AM »
Sure... why not...
We could always use this flag instead:
Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against the Enclave's walls! The Brotherhood of Steel will fail! All those who oppose the Enclave will fail! I am President John Henry Eden, and this is my pledge -- no one, NO ONE will take this great nation away from me! God bless the Enclave! God bless America!

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Re: So... Is America willing to join us again?
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2016, 02:25:25 PM »
Sorry for necrothreading but this is too funny.

The national front, far right racist cockwombles that they are, have taken my annual running joke to heart.
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Re: So... Is America willing to join us again?
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2016, 06:46:17 PM »
I'll be the first one on the shore to greet you.

Well... as long as you hit the West Coast first.
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Re: So... Is America willing to join us again?
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2016, 09:36:43 PM »
I'll be the first one on the shore to greet you.

Well... as long as you hit the West Coast first.

Don't worry, if Britain First are commanding the ship, they'll probably end up in India.

They'll land, look around a bit and think 'gee, look at all of these ethnic minorities!'
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'