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The Village
« on: March 27, 2014, 11:32:41 PM »
Just wondering what the lay of the land is around the village. Who's who and what do you do around the Village. I'll be at the Bastard Bar if your willing to talk.
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Re: The Village
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 11:50:29 PM »
You should visit the Vestibule, very educational place
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Re: The Village
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2014, 12:10:42 AM »
You mean the area with the big sign that says "Run Far Run Fast and DON'T STOP"
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Re: The Village
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2014, 01:34:32 AM »
I've already warned him about the vestibule and BC. Then again I probably should warn the rest of you that Jester is a sneaky lil bastich :D
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Re: The Village
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2014, 03:30:43 AM »
You know, I'm not really sure! :lol:
I've not really thought about that to terribly much, and have been away a lot.... I think I mainly just have been "around" I don't think I ever earned a "job" or title in the Village...
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Re: The Village
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2014, 04:34:03 AM »
Drinks are free in the Vestibule.

As long as you bring your own booze.

And glasses.

Cheese.

Fresh bread.

And some ollives.
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Re: The Village
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2014, 06:26:59 PM »
This is all good to know I know that MrWeasel shouldn't be trusted, Desolo wanders around not knowing what to do (I like that plan) and that I can get an education at the vestibule with snacks/drinks (if I bring them). Thanks for the info every one.  ;D
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Re: The Village
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2014, 06:34:26 PM »
Ok 1st off, This Weasel is very trustworthy!!! 3rd I promise you that you WILL get and education in the vestibule (don't say I didn't warn you)

and 2nd, as for Desolo's "plan", there is NO plan, there never was a plan and never will be a plan! There is however a punishment for planning plans but I missed that meeting so someone else will have to administer it :D
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Re: The Village
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 08:03:38 PM »
 :laugh: Plans are worthless after the first 5 minutes anyway, its all in the preperation for the (not)plan that's important  8)

I'm not sure but you may also need to bring an education along with the snacks aswell, while you bring everything else.... I suppose it would depend on what one went there to learn. Id go into this well equipped for a learning experience. Namely with a cattle prod, maybe a pointy stick. Maybe a shotgun if your feeling particularly scholarly  :laugh:
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Re: The Village
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2014, 09:38:03 PM »
Fine no plans. Also I prefer a nice trusty piece of cold steel at my side.
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Re: The Village
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2014, 07:13:49 AM »
I prefer a nice trusty piece of cold steel at my side.

Whereas I prefer a nice trusty piece of cold steel in my finger:



Er, no... wait! I don't actually prefer that.

It just... sort of happened.
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Re: The Village
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2014, 08:04:07 PM »
Ouch how did that happen :o
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Re: The Village
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2014, 10:08:43 PM »
Stupidity or an eagle, maybe an eagle called stupidity. Not sure I was in the bastard bar at the time.

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Re: The Village
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2014, 01:49:08 AM »
Ouch how did that happen :o

There's a recent thread by me that includes the word 'stupid' in the subject line.

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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: The Village
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2014, 03:50:03 AM »
This is true I should have made the connection. Sorry
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