I never get picked for the jury. Just as well - for most people, it's a day (or days) off work. Not so for the self-employed. Kinda blows.
But glad you got to finally let it out

Must have been interesting. Did anyone dissent and think he was innocent? If so, what finally convinced him/her? I could sooo see myself threatening bodily injury to the one schmuck holding us all up... maybe that's why I never get picked