It occurred to me that I haven't actually said anything of my life in here. Rather than prolong your obvious agony of not knowing the details, here's a summary.
I now have a girlfriend (briefly referenced some time ago) who I met through a local theatre group. She was the director, I was the lead villain. It was a match made on her verandah roof (where we'd gone with a couple of her friends to pass the night, singing whatever songs the music director could play on guitar before falling asleep: Apparently it was all a test to see if I snored.)
Said theatre group is performing The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe this year. I'm playing Aslan! My girlfriend is not directing (last year's music director is.) She's playing the Witch. That's right. She gets to sacrifice me. Then I come back to life and kill her.
We also play WoW together and just got our pair of characters up to 80. I'm a paladin tank, she's a mixed up hunter. At least I convinced her to stop using tanking pets. Found her a pretty wind serpent to use instead.