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This. Is. Awesome.
« on: October 03, 2012, 01:02:42 AM »
Iranian news agency takes Onion article as truth and runs it as its own:

Just fricking awesome
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 07:01:19 AM »
Priceless.... absolutely priceless
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 09:03:48 AM »
With so limited foreign relations, their media obviously has a hard time finding foreign news to publish.

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 09:31:39 AM »
You know I thought this would happen one day... I'd be suprised if it hasn't happened before.

Still though I'd buy more papers if articles from the Onion popped up in them.
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2012, 12:03:43 AM »
Hah! I remember not being aware of the onion way way back and it slowly dawning on me that I was reading satire.  In my defence I was very likely to be quite drunk at the time

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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2012, 05:33:48 AM »
Thankfully my first exposure to The Onion was the parents who wanted to euthanase their daughter because she was brain dead, only capable of grunting and basic thumb movements across her iphone.

I just wish the quality of their work wasn't so hit-or-miss.

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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2012, 05:25:32 AM »
You know I thought this would happen one day... I'd be suprised if it hasn't happened before.

Still though I'd buy more papers if articles from the Onion popped up in them.

Do you mean Iran, or in general?

Because other countries have gotten suckered by reprinting the Onion as truth before.
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2012, 01:06:47 PM »
Because other countries have gotten suckered by reprinting the Onion as truth before.

Yeah, I recently found out about America doing something similar.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2012, 04:52:10 AM »
I was thinking more of China and the sports stadium thing.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!