13
« on: August 07, 2007, 01:04:19 AM »
(better with accents but hey..)
A cornish man is pushing his bicycle up a country road when a large, posh bentley cruises past.
Cornish man: That's a noice car.
A little while later he comes up to the Bentley on the side of the road, the driver has the bonnet up and he's checking the engine.
Driver: I say good man, would you happen to have a mobile phone on you?
Cornish Man: Ohh Oi wouldn't be havin' one o' those, I'm just a simple faarmer me, but there is a phone box just up the road.
He gives the driver directions and off the driver goes. The man looks at the car rather impressed.
Cornish Man: That's a noice car...
Just then the window's wound down in the back and a posh woman is sat in the back.
Cornish Man: Oi was just saying what a noice car you had.
Posh woman: Oh yes, it's a Bentley.
Cornish Man: Oi bet that cost a bob or two.
Posh Woman: oh yes but money is no object.
Cornish Man: Don't seem all that good what with you bein' broken down and all.
Posh Woman: Oh yes, it only does 4 miles to the Gallon, but like I said, money is no object.
Cornish man: Oh aye? You must be worth a bob or two.
Posh Woman: Oh yes, my husband works for Cunard.
Cornish man: Well Oi wurk Fuckin' 'ard and all I've got is a push boike.
Show Posts
