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On the first day of Kitschmas...
« on: December 12, 2007, 10:07:57 PM »
...my true love gave to me a St. Sebastian Pincushion:  http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/index.html
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: On the first day of Kitschmas...
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:30:15 PM »


Jesus saves...

on gas by riding a fuel efficient bike as opposed to a SUV.
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: On the first day of Kitschmas...
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 11:51:51 PM »
Nothing says Christmas like multi-colored jesus-themed coat hangers...


Oh...

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