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Take THAT ants!
« on: August 11, 2007, 06:14:35 PM »
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2007, 06:46:45 PM »
My god, that's brilliant  :fireman:
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 05:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Tank on August 11, 2007, 06:46:45 PM
My god, that's brilliant  :fireman:

The patches of dead grass really make the photo funny. =)
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 11:22:49 PM »
Case in point: My Dad's idea at our kitchen.
He made it with a sort of glass window that comes up over your head so you can see the sky and everything.
Its great.

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Until it gets dark.
Then the only lightsource is behind you. Try cutting things with your shadow over everything. Not the BEST idea he's had, but at least he had a go :P
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 11:43:13 PM »
Quote from: The SysMan on August 13, 2007, 11:22:49 PM
Case in point: My Dad's idea at our kitchen.
He made it with a sort of glass window that comes up over your head so you can see the sky and everything.
Its great.

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Until it gets dark.
Then the only lightsource is behind you. Try cutting things with your shadow over everything. Not the BEST idea he's had, but at least he had a go :P

My Uncle Lefty had a similar situation in his kitchen.
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2007, 11:56:06 PM »
How did he fix it?
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 12:02:11 AM »
Quote from: The SysMan on August 13, 2007, 11:56:06 PM
How did he fix it?

He didn't... at least not in time, hence the name: Uncle Lefty. =/

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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 03:48:04 AM »
Ah.
Gotcha
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 04:15:54 AM »
Had he done it to the other side he would have been all right.
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 05:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on August 14, 2007, 04:15:54 AM
Had he done it to the other side he would have been all right.

Gotta hand it to you... you're right. Unlike Lefty.
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 06:03:42 AM »
Ahh. Manual Humour. How quaint.
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Re: Take THAT ants!
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 07:53:41 AM »
F--king ants!  Little bastards deserve it.


With their higher social structures, and perfectly harmonious society. Arrogent pricks.

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