I can so see that.
"Oh, my hip! Damn lag!"
"Urg. Need my pills. This stupid map is giving me a migrane."
"What a crappy team! Put your glasses on or something! Back in my day we were actually good that these games..."
And then some old guy in the corner: "Owned! Yeaheaheaheah! Ooo... there goes my back"
XD