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Hoopy Frood

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Stop Paying for a Past Life!
« on: August 09, 2007, 09:53:28 PM »
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Stop Paying for a Past Life!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 10:51:13 PM »
Misfortune level: Totally f***ed!

Result: You're screwed! Ha ha! Hope you enjoy being a shrew in your next life!
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