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Sharkee Jeff

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The zone of friends
« on: February 15, 2019, 03:34:13 AM »
I gave someone a card for valentines day.  He said “nice card.  Who is it for?”.  I’ve left valentines day deeper in the friend zone.
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Re: The zone of friends
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2019, 09:40:14 PM »
Yeah, so the thing about guys: we don't get subtle hints. We don't even get "cover my body in chocolate and wait for you naked on the bed"-level of hints.

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Re: The zone of friends
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2019, 03:55:56 AM »
We don't even get "cover my body in chocolate and wait for you naked on the bed"-level of hints.

It makes washing the sheets a bitch.
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Re: The zone of friends
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2019, 03:55:25 AM »
Sorry about your disappointment. I'm guessing you're in Highschool or so. If he acts oblivious, he's either nervous or just not interested, probably the latter. Try not to take this (or ANYTHING that people do) personally. If you put yourself out there and are nice, some cute boy will appreciate you.

For the first time ever, I was seeing a woman who told me "Happy Valentine's day!". It felt weirdly.... appropriate. Even when I was seeing other people, VDay was always a dumb holiday they never cared about or wished me a happy one.
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Re: The zone of friends
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2019, 12:55:41 AM »
Yeah, break that barrier down and confess!

Worked for me, I've been dating my best friend for well over a year now. ^.^
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