I was playing with the character portrait generator, and I thought it would be fun to create an avatar for myself, which I here enclose. It will be altered as I get more comfortable with the character generator, but for the time being, here it is:
Please note the following:
a) I am, of course, much more ruggedly handsome than this picture suggests (well, actually it doesn't have any other options for male bodies)
b) My red coat, with epaulettes denoting my rank of Major-General
c) A tangerinezooka, for dealing with miscreants
d) Over my other shoulder, my Xcutsel Widget, in one of it's many forms.
Oh, and while I'm here...
I phoned the lawyers to see what was happening today, and they said that they'd written me a letter, and I was to ring them after I'd read it *swears profusely, using a particularly vile and deadly oath*. This means that I know something's coming down the pipeline, it's too important for the phone or email, and I can't do a blessed thing about it until the letter arrives. This has left me on tenterhooks. Normally, I'd have a few beers and forget about the whole thing until tomorrow, but the shopping arrives tomorrow and my mother believes that the Sainsbury's delivery man will be offended by the sight of a hungover Xerxes.
I will update you as soon as I know what the hell is going on.
