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TK

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2013, 02:05:03 AM »
Don't worry chavs don't have the training, they'll have traded it for some buckfast at the offie so you should be able to get it back.

Was little Jimmy a cheeseburger?  I think I ate that, sorry.
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2013, 03:47:10 AM »
Wait for it.....Wait for it......

4pm TeaTime!!!

brits gather for their teabreak....

FIRE!!!!


No more problem... Now what to do with the pretty ship...
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2013, 02:17:33 PM »
Erm... chavs don't drink tea.
You just blew up the tour guide...

Enough of this!
Chavs, execute operation Howling wolf!

*The chavs advance onto the beach, ready to invade. All hope seems lost when suddenly...*
Beep Beep
*The chavs look down at their bleeping phones and notice their notifications on Facebook and Twitter, they stand idly on the battlefield, flicking through their phones.*
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The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2013, 05:41:58 PM »
Then meuforce comes with his minigun, Shela, and mows down the chavs with explosive rounds. "Cry babys" yells meuforce as the chavs cry out in agony. "I win again". Then meuforce runs out of ammo and retreats to his hut for donuts and schnitzel. :P
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TK

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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2013, 09:55:19 PM »
That's how it was planned anyway but inexplicably Meuforce shoots off in entirely the wrong direction hitting some rocks, dropping his weapon and doing 100 points of damage to himself.
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Re: You knew this day was coming...
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2013, 11:59:39 PM »
Hmm well they seem to bad bunch of folk. *Waves at the chavs throwing  hand grenade at the lead chav* Nice to meet you. :P
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