Hmmmm.....
A great challenge?
Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring? No, been done.
No, I shall set you a task. A task to burn out as a beacon in these dark times. A shining symbol against the darkness!
Go to the Bastard Bar and get me another bottle of "The Black Grouse"
Oh and by the way...
*puts both BlueCross and The Hanged Man in the Village stocks for five days*
*waves a sign saying "Rotten fruit 50p/kg"*