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Chucara

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Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« on: May 03, 2013, 11:16:40 PM »
Well.. Actually good news ;)

My fiance gave birth to a baby girl, and I now the proud father of a 3600g milk to weird yellow poop conversion machine.

Now, I have 15 years to take a hunting license and even less time to find out which would be the funniest thing to intentionally mis-teach her.

TL;DR: Yay!

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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2013, 02:47:14 AM »
Congrats
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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2013, 04:20:28 AM »
All of my Congratulations buddy!

I could only imagine what it must feel like to realize you're a dad.
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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2013, 01:24:38 PM »
Congrats man, welcome to the wonderful world of fatherhood.  You're in for some of the most interesting times of your life, sometimes it'll be wonderful but at other times it's going to be very very 'interesting'.

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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2013, 07:36:23 PM »
That's great news! (On both accounts)
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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2013, 03:29:02 AM »
Congratulations!
I am thinking of changing my title to "He who must only be mentioned in passing".

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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 04:23:30 AM »
Congrats!
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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2013, 12:24:52 PM »
As a multiple Darwin award winner I can safetly say that the reward was overated anyway.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
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I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2013, 11:28:15 PM »
As a multiple Darwin award winner I can safetly say that the reward was overated anyway.

Wait.. You have removed your DNA from the human gene pool multiple times?

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Re: Bad news: I have disqualified myself from a Darwin award
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2013, 12:36:54 AM »
As a multiple Darwin award winner I can safetly say that the reward was overated anyway.

Wait.. You have removed your DNA from the human gene pool multiple times?

Yes... but it doesn't make for pleasant conversation.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...