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A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« on: December 17, 2012, 06:51:58 AM »
OK, so I have a bisexual, platonic lady friend of many years who has never expressed any interest in me, and in fact has shot me down in the past.  Last night, I hung out with her and her girlfriend watching movies.  The girlfriend who was staying the night had already gone to bed, and I was saying my goodbyes to platonic lady friend. who hugged me and kissed me on the cheek like she's done many times before.  Then she bit/sucked my earlobe.  Now, if she was single and hadn't shot me down in the past, I'd know what this means.  If her girlfriend was also bisexual, and not an out-and-out lesbian, I'd know what this means, (not my kind of thing, BTW).  Since neither of those things are the case, I don't know what this means.  Does it mean anything?  Does it just mean she'd had too much to drink?
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 08:12:15 AM »
Stay away from bisexual girls!

They are crazy. It means nothing.

Also, nice to hear from you buddy! Sorry but the hanged man your seat in the bastard bar.

Edit: To clarify, shes probably interested in you.
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 08:44:10 AM »
You didn't have a Peppermint Pattie in your ear, did you?
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 09:34:33 AM »
Does it mean anything?

She maybe related to Mike Tyson
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2012, 09:39:00 AM »
Sorry but the hanged man your seat in the bastard bar.

more like...

Sorry but the hanged man stole my seat in the bastard bar so I stole yours to replace it.
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2012, 08:46:12 PM »
Dont have any useful input but, Hello! how are ya?
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 04:44:58 AM »
It seems as if Bisexual attacks are on the rise, had one bite my arm four days ago.


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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2012, 06:48:30 AM »
Stay away from bisexual girls!

They are crazy.

No they aren't. Not any crazier than any other women, and if they're actually bisexual and not merely experimenting, they're usually more sane.

Crazy transcends sexual orientation. The only bisexual I ever dated is one of the least crazy women I've ever known. She's also the same women I've dating for six years now.
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2012, 09:28:26 AM »
It seems as if Bisexual attacks are on the rise, had one bite my arm four days ago.

Wait... if you get bit does that mean you will become bisexual?

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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 09:30:07 PM »
Well, if that's true, I'm in danger of becoming a vampire, a lesbian, and a user of freeBSD.

Wait. Mac OS X has a BSD userland? I'm doomed, doomed I tells ya!
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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2013, 11:03:47 AM »
"A bisexual girl bit my ear last night." - The Hanged Man

I just noticed the error there, Loveshack started this thread. I just implied that people can become bisexual through being bitten (like zombies or vampires.)

Oh and I suggested that she maybe related to Mike Tyson.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
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I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: A bisexual girl bit my ear last night.
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2013, 05:07:03 AM »
Oh and I suggested that she maybe related to Mike Tyson.

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