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Pole dancing for Jesus
« on: March 23, 2011, 08:41:04 PM »
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Re: Pole dancing for Jesus
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 07:16:31 PM »
I knew the board was in Dire Straits, but when "Pole Dancing for Jesus" doesn't bring salvation, it may be Time for the Inevitable...

Ah board, I knew thee well... whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and...

Crap.  Why don't we just turn this into a porno forum?  But like, you know, a nice one... wait...  oxymoron??

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Re: Pole dancing for Jesus
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 05:28:20 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on March 25, 2011, 07:16:31 PM
Pole Dancing for Jesus" doesn't bring salvation...

Remember, It is by grace you have been saved, not by sexy dance moves, lest any hoochies should boast.

I'm not inclined to speculate whether or not Jesus is pleased, indifferent, or offended by this.  I suspect there may be more pressing matters on His docket...  However, I would imagine that the fact that they aren't doing it naked for drunken strangers might come into play as well.  I mean, isn't it just aerobics with a pole then?

UPDATE:  I asked him.  He doesn't speak English, but he seemed okay with it.


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Re: Pole dancing for Jesus
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 02:26:42 AM »
Hehehe I must say, its a topic that does kind of grab the attention.
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Re: Pole dancing for Jesus
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 08:05:53 PM »
bah! this is just the jazzercise of the modern age... it irks me almost as much as zumba.

*is really just upset that random naked ladies dont dance for him* :laugh:
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