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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2007, 04:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Doug on September 13, 2007, 03:17:17 PM
haha, I wish my cat were still sneaky.

No joke, you can hear my cat going up and down the stairs. He creaks the floor.

Plus, for a cat, he lacks a certain "cat's grace"

And being a hairless cat, he lacks fur.

And also he's super fat.

It's funny, though, hairless cats are normally super wrinkly but the fat just kind of fills out the rinkles so he looks relatively smooth.

Oh Doug... =( You don't have a cat. I think you're the victim of "The Mexican Chihuahua/Rat" scam... but with a cat.

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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2007, 05:11:32 PM »
Quote from: SylveeBee on September 13, 2007, 03:28:55 PM
why is your cat fat?
 :inquisitive:



My cat weighs at least 14 pounds as that was his weight the last time he went to the vet. It was funny though because the vet said that he could lose a couple of pounds but he was always going to be stocky because he's a Manx and that's how they tend to be built.

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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 05:24:33 PM »
i like that he looks so serious, its like

'she looks like a goth...pfft!...dont laugh! dont laugh!'  ;D

Garfunkel has the same stare but dont think there's anything going on up there near enough as complex as what your cat's face suggests....he's a bit vacant  :worried:

hairless cats freak me out plus i'm scared they'll get cold 

 :idea: i'm going to knit it a little catty jumper! yay!
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 10:50:25 PM »
In my mind, the cats saying:
"You has kamera. I needz kamera.
It iz esenchul to mah wurld dominashun planz!"

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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2007, 12:52:19 AM »
Quote from: The SysMan on September 13, 2007, 10:50:25 PM
In my mind, the cats saying:
"You has kamera. I needz kamera.
It iz esenchul to mah wurld dominashun planz!"

XD

In my mind, the cat is saying:

'Why must you puny humans incessantly assume cat's speak like featherbrained halfwits?  Please, refrain from ever speaking for me again, even in humor. Idiot.'

*nods*

What can I say, Einstien is mean. =D
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2007, 03:04:10 AM »
Indeed ;D
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2007, 03:44:08 AM »
I always assumed cats couldn't speak english properly, what with the big ol canines and such.
But eh. Whatever floats the cats boat. If it wants to give me lip, I dont need to operate the can opener >.>
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2007, 05:34:03 AM »
Quote from: The SysMan on September 14, 2007, 03:44:08 AM
I always assumed cats couldn't speak english properly, what with the big ol canines and such.
But eh. Whatever floats the cats boat. If it wants to give me lip, I dont need to operate the can opener >.>


hmmm - so to you they sound more like dracula and less like idiots who can't put a sentance in the proper order?

Einstien finds that a little less insulting then the usual 'lolcatz' that he has seen.

Though he still swears it's you who has the accent, and not he.   :laugh:
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2007, 05:34:55 AM »
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2007, 09:46:10 PM »
But it's already too late though - lolcats have become entrenched in popular culture...  :stunned:
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2007, 09:52:48 PM »
Oh look!  It's a Turjan!

Aww... too late, there he goes...
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2007, 11:47:32 PM »
Quote from: SylveeBee on September 14, 2007, 05:34:03 AM
Though he still swears it's you who has the accent, and not he.   :laugh:

Lies! Fantastic, well thought-out lies!
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2007, 01:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Turjan on September 14, 2007, 09:46:10 PM
But it's already too late though - lolcats have become entrenched in popular culture...  :stunned:

And LOLCODE is not just a joke:  http://lolcode.com/
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2007, 11:51:23 PM »
The horror! THE HORROR!!
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Re: I feel like doing a photoshop...
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2007, 01:47:22 AM »
Quote from: The SysMan on September 17, 2007, 11:51:23 PM
The horror! THE HORROR!!

Yeah, I can see it now:

IM ON UR PUTER CODIN 1337 HAX!
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