haha, I wish my cat were still sneaky.
No joke, you can hear my cat going up and down the stairs. He creaks the floor.
Plus, for a cat, he lacks a certain "cat's grace"
And being a hairless cat, he lacks fur.
And also he's super fat.
It's funny, though, hairless cats are normally super wrinkly but the fat just kind of fills out the rinkles so he looks relatively smooth.