Well, I've finally outdone myself. New girl. Pretty. Smart. Good personality. Things are shaping up, right? And now she's discovered she's a lesbian. That's a first for me. Seriously, like what are the odds of that, 1 in 10? I'm beginning to think one of my ancestors was cursed by a vengeful hag to have bad luck with women, and the curse is being visited on their descendants. Oh well, I'm not pining this time, but still, it's kind of like, "Of all the rotten luck!"
So for those keeping score, I've dealt with:
Girls who don't like me "like that"
Girls who like someone else "like that"
Girl who likes other girls "like that"
At this rate, the next one's going to wind up being a tranny or something, right? And what comes after that? Probably an alien decoy sent to earth to propagate her species.
Eh, I guess I could live with that last one...
