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Why everything sucks
« on: August 01, 2009, 07:40:21 PM »
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08012009/postopinion/opedcolumnists/why_everything_sucks_182513.htm

Op-Ed by Craig Ferguson.

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So the deification of youth evolved, and turned into the deification of imbecility. It became fashionable to be young and to be stupid. And that grew, and that grew, and that grew, and now that's what all the kids want to be. "I just want to be young and stupid!" But you know what? That's not what you want to be. You do not want to be young and stupid.


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Re: Why everything sucks
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 04:40:39 AM »
Kids are friggen dumb. Always have been.

It's just being a kid lasts longer now - for many, they're 25 / 28 / 30 with no direction, no real way to make a living, can't really do anything.

And you know what else?

These little ####'s are always on my mother###ing lawn, too. Prick bastards.

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Re: Why everything sucks
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 04:11:41 PM »
Kids are friggen dumb. Always have been.

It's just being a kid lasts longer now - for many, they're 25 / 28 / 30 with no direction, no real way to make a living, can't really do anything.

And you know what else?

These little ####'s are always on my mother###ing lawn, too. Prick bastards.

They fucking bike on mine. Assholes!
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