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Best. Headline. Ever
« on: June 05, 2009, 02:44:12 AM »
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Best. Headline. Ever
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 03:45:05 AM »
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 03:46:48 AM by Doombot »
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!

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Re: Best. Headline. Ever
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 02:28:31 PM »
Just wondering, you did click the link, right? The URL itself is amusing, but the headline of the article is really the funny part.
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Re: Best. Headline. Ever
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 08:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on June 05, 2009, 02:28:31 PM
Just wondering, you did click the link, right? The URL itself is amusing, but the headline of the article is really the funny part.

Yep! =) Baby's ok in that certain town.
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!

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Re: Best. Headline. Ever
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 09:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Doombot on June 05, 2009, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on June 05, 2009, 02:28:31 PM
Just wondering, you did click the link, right? The URL itself is amusing, but the headline of the article is really the funny part.

Yep! =) Baby's ok in that certain town.

I just wish there was a place called Mustard or Mayo somewhere.
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Re: Best. Headline. Ever
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 09:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on June 05, 2009, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: Doombot on June 05, 2009, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on June 05, 2009, 02:28:31 PM
Just wondering, you did click the link, right? The URL itself is amusing, but the headline of the article is really the funny part.

Yep! =) Baby's ok in that certain town.

I just wish there was a place called Mustard or Mayo somewhere.

Reminds me of a joke for Nevada.

Reno is hell because you can see Sparks.


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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!

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