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Re: El Hombre muy Magnifico's Awards thread
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 01:24:42 PM »
The ice cream is people?
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Re: El Hombre muy Magnifico's Awards thread
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2007, 05:01:31 PM »
YOU BLEW IT UP, YOU MANIACS!
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Re: El Hombre muy Magnifico's Awards thread
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2007, 09:46:42 PM »
Those who shall not live by the law, shall die by the law!
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Re: El Hombre muy Magnifico's Awards thread
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2007, 11:47:15 PM »
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Re: El Hombre muy Magnifico's Awards thread
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2007, 02:01:31 AM »
So we've left the realm of Heston then. Well fine. Take this:

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!