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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2009, 06:24:37 PM »
I met a girl yesterday.  She doesn't know it yet, but she's mine.  I god damn love this part of the game!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2009, 08:24:36 PM »
DID YOU JUST ZING ME!?!?!?!

i will stand by the previous comment that you men can't live without women. i mean, that is what you said, right xerxes?

Baybeh, I'd zing you anytime ;D

But yes, Brugdor was right :P
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #92 on: January 28, 2009, 08:42:37 PM »
But yes, Brugdor was right :P

Proving that there is indeed a first time for everything.  :dizzy:
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #93 on: February 04, 2009, 04:51:56 AM »
Aaaaand now I've got a date on thursday.  Everyone who thinks love stinks is crazy.  I love them bitches!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #94 on: February 04, 2009, 05:17:58 AM »
Aaaaand now I've got a date on thursday.  Everyone who thinks love stinks is crazy.  I love them bitches!

*laughs*

I gotta say, it's stories like yours that make a gal smile. *nods* Good work Than. :D
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #95 on: February 04, 2009, 10:19:55 PM »
Aaaaand now I've got a date on thursday.  Everyone who thinks love stinks is crazy.  I love them bitches!

I'm not an expert by any means, but I think most women don't like to be called bitches unless you say it sweetly! "I love you, bitch."  "You're so good to me, bitch."  "You better not be running around on me, bitch."
Stuff like that.
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2009, 10:35:16 PM »
Annnnnd who has the date Thursday, m'friend?


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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #97 on: February 04, 2009, 11:31:03 PM »

I'm not an expert by any means, but I think most women don't like to be called bitches unless you say it sweetly! "I love you, bitch."  "You're so good to me, bitch."  "You better not be running around on me, bitch."
Stuff like that.

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if by sweetly you mean creepy
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #98 on: February 04, 2009, 11:34:18 PM »
I'm not an expert by any means, but I think most women don't like to be called bitches unless you say it sweetly! "I love you, bitch."  "You're so good to me, bitch."  "You better not be running around on me, bitch."
Stuff like that.

Hey now. 10,000 hip hop "artists" can't be wrong can they?
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #99 on: February 05, 2009, 04:43:52 AM »
Aaaaand now I've got a date on thursday.  Everyone who thinks love stinks is crazy.  I love them bitches!

Live it to the fullest, Than.

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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #100 on: February 05, 2009, 09:17:28 AM »
Annnnnd who has the date Thursday, m'friend?

Girlies tend to love a bad boy, I'll admit.  Touche' Shard.
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2009, 01:43:40 PM »
Girlies tend to love a bad boy, I'll admit.  Touche' Shard.

It's not that they love bad boys, it's that they like self-confidence, something jerks pull off fairly well (even if it's simply a front for a lot of them).

The problem with "nice guys" is they tend to view the early stages of dating from the standpoint of what they can bring to the relationship.

That is a road to Hell paved with good intentions.

In the early stages, it's about what the other party can do for you, not what you can do for the other party. If the other party jerks you around, move on. This goes for both genders. As the relationship matures, if it's a good one, you will--and should--naturally transition to a much less "selfish" view of things .
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #102 on: February 05, 2009, 03:38:08 PM »
The other mistake that 'nice guys' make is they try to wait for the 'right time' to make a move, which is nuts.  If you're interested in a girl you have to make it clear that you want the hot make-outs as soon as not-creepily possible.  It took me a week to go from meeting this girl to asking her out, and the only reason it took that long was I was down in richmond for an ex's birthday for the weekend and I didn't think it was super classy to make dates while I was ardently pursuing hot ex-lovin'.

The other way can work too I guess, but nuts to that.  I strongly believe in the Tarzan school of dating.  Me Tarzan.  You Jane.  Jane Tarzan's woman now.

edit: also, I am not an jerk in the 'bad boyfriend' sense; I don't cheat or lie to my women or treat them bad or whatnot.  I treat them bitches like gold! It's true that I am an asshole in the sense that I like cursing and I'm not a pussy.  At least I tell myself I'm not a pussy.

I'M NOT A PUSSY GOD DAMN IT

shouting that on the internet is totally normal right

edit edit:  also, wish me look tonight everyone! I am excited.  I haven't been on a first date for almost four years.  Let's hope I still remember how to be BLINDINGLY CHARISMATIC
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #103 on: February 05, 2009, 09:57:14 PM »

Girls don't go for the 'bad boy' as often as guys who can't ask a girl out imagine they do.

Girls go for a confident guy who doesn't passively aggressively dislike them.   Girls do in fact, by nature, NOT like a wimpy guy. Or, as Than so nicely put it...pussies. Once a gal sees you that way, it's pretty much impossible to change that opinion.

Than  respects the ladies, it comes across any time one of these discussions comes up. Can he be a jerk sometimes? Well I guess so, who isn't sometimes. But a gal will take a guy who is a jerk over a guy sitting in the corner crying to himself cause the gal he’s loved for 4 years still doesn’t  notice him. 

p.s. Good luck on your date.  I have not been on a first date in...um...16 years, so I would very much like to know how it goes!!
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Re: Love Stinks Part II: The New Beginning
« Reply #104 on: February 05, 2009, 10:10:09 PM »
Girls don't go for the 'bad boy' as often as guys who can't ask a girl out imagine they do.

You say that now, but a motorcycle and some tats give the wearer eerie powers.
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