I'm proud to say I'm not a member of the living dead, which is why I have always had a tendency to disappear. But after looking at a lot of the articles, I can say I feel a bond with Mr. Shaun.
Went into best buy once and had the following conversation:
Me: "Yeah, my machine is under warranty, and I think the problem is this, but I haven't checked because it would void the warranty."
Him:"Sure, leave it here and we'll have it back to you in a month and a half."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Him:"We're just a bit busy right now, that's all."
*Look in back to see two guys playing on PSPs*
Me: "Those two in your department?"
Him:"Yes sir."
Me: "They busy?"
Him:"They can't do repairs."
Me: "Not my question."
Him:"They're on break."
Me: "For how long?"
Him:"Sir, just leave your machine here. We have to send it to corporate anyway, we can't do repairs here."
Me: "Then what the hell do you do here."
Him:"Drop it in a box and forget about it."
Me: "Sounds like your job sucks."
Him:"Doesn't yours?"