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Awww... Why so serious?
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:26:20 PM »
Joker Arrested For Stealing Dark Knight Swag!

Tonight, we can all sleep soundly. The Joker has been apprehended, and I imagine he looks a lot like Slashfilm’s resident spam commenter Jerry “Crack Corn” Butler. The above 20 year old, real name Spencer Taylor, was busted for stealing posters and memorabilia for The Dark Knight from a movie theater in Michigan. Cops arrived on the scene—no doubt wondering if this was the day—and booked the costumed goon on charges of felony larceny and malicious destruction of property. At this time we do not know if Taylor/Joker said “I want my phone call!” in a cold blooded cackle.


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Re: Awww... Why so serious?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 05:14:15 PM »
I hope he doesn't know any magic tricks!  :worried:
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Re: Awww... Why so serious?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 09:48:04 PM »
I hope he doesn't know any magic tricks!  :worried:


That part is when Heath became the Joker to me. =)

TA DA!!!!

I want to see it again but this time in IMAX. However we need to see Mama Mia first.
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Re: Awww... Why so serious?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 10:04:17 PM »

I want to see it again but this time in IMAX.

i saw it in IMAX, at an advanced screening  ;D
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Re: Awww... Why so serious?
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 03:36:34 AM »
I'm seeing it on IMAX on Friday.

I'm going to be looking to see if Liz and I can actually be noticed in the parade scene.
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Re: Awww... Why so serious?
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 02:03:54 AM »
Mama Mia

saw the first ten minutes online: good voices, but looks like a definate rent

saw the knight yesterday, didnt see hoppy, but imax woulda kicked major ass if we had the cash for it
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Re: Awww... Why so serious?
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 05:03:03 PM »
Mama Mia

saw the first ten minutes online: good voices, but looks like a definate rent

saw the knight yesterday, didnt see hoppy, but imax woulda kicked major ass if we had the cash for it

I didn't see me either. But my girlfriend did see the back of her head when the crowd scatters as Joker's goons try to shoot the mayor.

Since I was pretty close to her, I might be able to pick myself out in slow-mo when it comes out to DVD.
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