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OK, so maybe this is R-rated...
« on: October 18, 2007, 11:39:43 PM »
But my latest penis-spam email had some good lines:

"Finally you will never worry about your size any more.
We have a solution that will make all your 'se^xual desires come true.
Forget what you've known earlier. The new era for you is here!
Women will love you!
Friends will be jealous!
And you will Finally your new life! Like a real man with a real penis!
Discover MegaDik and enjoy your new size!"

Pretty amazing, actually.  I guess people fall for it or we wouldn't keep getting these.  A 'real penis'.  Gee, I always wanted one of those. 

*wonders what I should do with the fake one*
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Re: OK, so maybe this is R-rated...
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 11:43:57 PM »
that's better than my last one....

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Re: OK, so maybe this is R-rated...
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2007, 11:52:52 PM »
That's really not a very good palindrome.

And in the wrong thread, too.
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Re: OK, so maybe this is R-rated...
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 11:58:36 PM »
Megadik!
His power is the only thing that can save Tokyo!

XD
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Re: OK, so maybe this is R-rated...
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2007, 12:00:36 AM »
Quote from: The SysMan on October 18, 2007, 11:58:36 PM
Megadik!
His power is the only thing that can save Tokyo!

XD

The images are not 'good'.
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"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD
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