Unwashed Village

General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: The Hanged Man on July 04, 2017, 02:30:32 PM

Title: It's that day again.
Post by: The Hanged Man on July 04, 2017, 02:30:32 PM

We have left the clutches of Europe and have sailed away from it! Now we are re-instating the British Empire and we're taking back our colonies.

I'm happy to announce that we are taking American back and will be reversing centuries of progress, we're going to make Trump seem small time.

Oh wait, we haven't left the Europe yet!
Okay, we will get you next year!

Title: Re: It's that day again.
Post by: AcdQueen89 on July 05, 2017, 03:15:45 AM

And now I have an image in my head of someone attaching steam engines to Dover and sailing the island over to shake their fists at New York. Do you think Scotland would be ok with that?

Title: Re: It's that day again.
Post by: TK on July 05, 2017, 07:39:27 PM

We have plans to saw ourselves away then fill the hole with oil so we can have a proper frying pit. We're going to need a tonnes of flour and millions of eggs for the batter.

Title: Re: It's that day again.
Post by: KMD on July 06, 2017, 03:29:53 PM

I would willingly trade my soverengity for tea and crumpets