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What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« on: December 05, 2007, 01:05:50 AM »
Seriously. I was talking to a friend of mine who is a computer science major. She works with the Campus technology people and today they all went out to lunch. So it was her, another girl and about a million boys. She spent lunch trying to avoid all these guys who were hitting on her by talking to the one guy who knew she has a bf. I've found this kinda thing true with myself and have seen numerous web comics about a girl who just so happens to know a bit about the computer getting hit on by every computer nerd in a five mile radius.

What's so hot about girl who knows her computers? Is there some sex euphemism that I'm missing, like putting a floppy into the driver? What am I not seeing?
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 01:15:31 AM »
She talked to the Gay guy? 

Anyway, lol, I took the opposite way, I went to a major with a lot of girls and the majority of them isn't like that at all(actually, I tend to avoid the girls who are interested in me JUST because I took the said major).  I think it's just the novelty effect.  After it wears off, you'll be fine.  You can always pretend to be Angelina Jolie in Hackers.  :P  Talk to them normally, ask real questions, let them know that you are really interested in the stuff.  You will weed out the idiots eventually.  Aren't you first year anyway?  Wait until you get to your third year, and see what happens.   ;D
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 01:20:04 AM »
it's all about the connection. they think she can relate on their level to things they are deeply into. and maybe her boobs were massive.  :guitarist:
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 01:23:44 AM »
What connection?  You mean, they are excited because she might know what my avatar is?   :o
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 01:26:56 AM »
she doesnt have huge boobs, doesnt wear clothes that shows off the bod, the guy she was talking to was one of the few with a gf and i think this was a work thing. she's obviously serious about tech if she's working with the campus technology stuffs.

and with me, its i start talking to a guy online and we develop a friendship and then i find out some time later that he had/has a crush on me. usually it's a guy that i mention the word sex to.
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 02:07:17 AM »
Har har, I'll reboot her megadisk!
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 03:34:38 AM »
She can pingflood my server ;)
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 04:22:03 AM »
I'd let her defragment my hard drive.
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 01:33:00 PM »
I'd load her front-side cache.
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 02:26:46 PM »
She parsed without error and we compiled all night long, but then in the morning she tried to escape and caused a protection fault.
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 08:45:09 PM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on December 06, 2007, 01:33:00 PM
I'd load her front-side cache.
XD Awesome.

I'd...uhh...let her download my jpegs?
Yeap. I'm out of ideas. Short of something to do with a 'virus' but lets not go there.
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 10:57:11 PM »
I'd let her flash my bios.

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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 11:24:58 PM »
Quote from: karategoldfish on December 06, 2007, 01:33:00 PM
I'd load her front-side cache.

I'd watch that on the internet...
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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2007, 03:02:29 AM »
I'd have sex with her. With my *penis*.

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Re: What's so amazing about a chick who can double click?
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2007, 04:00:13 AM »
Quote from: Shard on December 08, 2007, 03:02:29 AM
I'd have sex with her. With my *penis*.

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Which one?
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