Toast is bland and requires good ol fat to make it palatable.
Mmm butter fat XD
Anyway, why would you go and burn a perfectly good piece of bread? 
Poor bread. It wanted to live!
you don't burn it, you toast it.
and anyways, sometimes it brings out the flavour of the bread more like the oatmeal bread i'm having just now.
mmmmm...toasted oatmeal bread *drool
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