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Happy Birthday Carib
« on: May 16, 2008, 08:37:02 PM »
Hope it's a good one. (What exactly does one do for birthday's in the military anyway?)
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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 08:37:42 PM »
Blows stuff up.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 05:45:12 AM »
Happy Birthday!  :guitarist:
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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 06:09:16 AM »


Happy Birthday! Enjoy the flamethrower/toaster
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 11:21:55 AM »
And a belated happy birthday from me too, hope it was a good one.

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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 10:52:10 PM »
birthday of happyness and all even thoug i know i'm late by some (much).

i made a cake in ceramics today, you can have that if we end up keeping it. (dont think we will, first day and all)
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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 11:34:36 PM »
I bought you a grenade...


... But I threw it at some n00bs :(
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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 12:54:06 AM »
Happy Birthday!

Here's something in case you get... you know, cold...

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Happy Birthday Carib
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 08:14:24 PM »
Thank you one and all for the Birthday wishes. Well for me, my birthday was me going on mission after coming back off leave. Usually birthday ritual in the army is usually funny and painful. Pink Bellies... pink bottoms. State side, it would be getting plastered till you reach liver failure.

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