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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2007, 12:39:59 AM »
this doesn't feel like a fight. =(
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2007, 01:24:47 AM »
Solwyn you idiot!  You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag with a nuclear detonator and a pencil!  And besides, you smell funny!

There... better?
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2007, 04:27:34 AM »
I'll steer clear of the age jokes, as they're getting passé in this thread alone. I'd go racial but as honkey racial epithets (cracker) get old fast, we're goin' national (on a heritage basis anyway).

Bluecross you vodka-swilling, slav-oppressing, nazi sympathizing neo-nordic asshat! You couldn't formulate a cogent response if you had an alcohol-powered, monkey-navigated, cogent-response-generating computer!

How's that Sylvie?
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2007, 10:18:10 PM »
I like where this thread is going
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 07:41:33 AM »


How's that Sylvie?

Almost perfect - have either one of you started crying yet?

As to the bible stuff....I wish I could disagree with anything you said, so that we could fight it out as well.

Speaking of the bible - my daughter is in a Catholic School now, and she needs a holy bible for religious studies. I have bibles galore in my house ((I collect them)) but that I know of I do not own a 'catholic' holy bible...does anyone know if this is even a different bible?

Or will any holy bible do?

Inquiring minds need to know!   :book2:

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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2007, 08:07:42 AM »
Bluecross you vodka-swilling, slav-oppressing, nazi sympathizing neo-nordic asshat! You couldn't formulate a cogent response if you had an alcohol-powered, monkey-navigated, cogent-response-generating computer!

Hahahahhaaahahahahaaaa! (adopt French accent now...)  ImbĂ©cile!

Everyone knows that my monkey died last year!
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2007, 12:45:16 PM »
There's a lot of discussion around the Reformation about the contradictions in the Bible.  tho mostly centred around the idea of Jesus' Divinity and Humanity but also draws on a lot of the contradictions in the Bible. 

the jist of it was, if i remember correctly, that because there was a lot of travelling, obviously the details got skewed but we shouldnt nitpick anyways cause that could lead to even more factioning within the protestants or lead to the unnecessary focus over one detail over another which could lead to an unhealthy obsession over that detail which is what the Catholics do, drawing on examples from communion and other things which i cant remember just now.

BC: I'm sorry your monkey died :P

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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2007, 07:27:13 PM »
Sylvie: Catholics in the states tend to use the "new american bible." If you want to pick one up, you can get a paperbound study version for under 10 bucks these days in most places that sell bibles. Catholics don't reject any bible in particular but I'd steer clear of the KJV (as in King James Version) if you can, unless you want your kid to get it thrown at her. When I went through religious classes I used a Peshitta version, which is Robert T. Lamsa's translation from the aramaic one that Assyrian orthodox and other guys use, the nuns were pretty cool with it, they liked reading a lot of it.

BC: Well it doesn't have to be your monkey. You... guy.

Sweetpea: Well there have been a lot of changes in the church, and one of the biggest ones was the "counter-reformation" where the church had a rare (in the early days) moment of open-mindedness to figure out why so many people were running the other way. Vatican II changed a lot about the way Catholics look at the bible, and one of the biggest additions was the Lumen Gentium. I've pasted it in these forums before but it's more relevant this time so I'll paste it again.

Quote from: Lumen Gentium
All men are called to be part of this catholic unity of the people of God which in promoting universal peace presages it. And there belong to or are related to it in various ways, the Catholic faithful, all who believe in Christ, and indeed the whole of mankind, for all men are called by the grace of God to salvation.

Basically, the wordy vatican version of "it's all good."
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2007, 08:04:22 PM »
So since you didn't do a personal attack on me in your last post, I win, right?

(we can let SlyveeBee vote to break ties)
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2007, 05:28:30 AM »
I called you a guy.

YOU GOT SERRRRV'D.

Try not to let it sting to bad, yo.
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2007, 01:10:30 PM »
yes i was waiting to see if anyone would bring up the counter-reformation :)

its like they had a smoke, chilled out a bit but when they came down from the high, freaked out and said 'nope, we dont like it anymore, we've changed our minds back!'

ah Catholics..gotta love them.


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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2007, 04:29:50 PM »
You don't have to love us. You have to fear us.

No not really. Unfortunately for catholics (and most organized religions) the most vocal people are the minority. A majority of catholics

1) Drink, smoke, and act like regular humans.

2) Liked the movie Dogma.

3) Use contraceptives.

and

4) Enjoy the irony of traditional faith.

The ones that picket abortion clinics make up about 2% of the total, but they're always there and always very loud.

Oh, and BC is thin-wristed.
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2007, 04:50:49 PM »
ah yes the majority.

Unfornately for me, the majority of the people in the cult i grew up in are......well people in a cult really.....bit brainwashed.

i was one of the minority who remembered they had a brain and went to find out stuff for themselves.  Sometimes being the minority is good :)
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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2007, 06:07:55 PM »
I was doing OK until you played the 'thin-wristed' card.

 :wreck:

When one person sinks to such slimy depths to which you have personally plumbed then the second person really wins despite being emotionally scarred for however many months are remaining of his twilight years, or possible even darkened days.

Now I suppose you'll call in the Grammar Cops.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Bible Fight!
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2007, 09:17:40 PM »
Nah, I'm one of them, we don't work during the normal parts of the day...


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