Tweety summoned to court. They want him to sing like a canary.

[Hoopy Frood]

And apparently, they're trying to turn Mickey Mouse into a rat:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22098167/

[The SysMan]

"And tell me, Mr Bird. What did you see on the night in question?"
"Well... I tawt I taw a Puddy Tat."
"And did you? Did you... see... a 'puddy cat'?"
"I... I did." =gasps from the jury= "I did tee a puddy tat!"
"The prosecution rests, your Honour."

"You're dead to me, you sthufferin sthnitch!"
XD