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General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: Doombot on August 14, 2007, 09:27:55 PM

Title: Real Men (AND Women) Love Army of Darkness
Post by: Doombot on August 14, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
Real Men Love Army of Darkness (http://www.doubleviking.com/real-men-love-army-of-darkness-6349-p.html)

What kind of cold withered blackened soul of a human being doesn't like Army of Darkness? Communists and Nazi Facists! That's who.

Deadites too I suppose.
Title: Re: Real Men (AND Women) Love Army of Darkness
Post by: The SysMan on August 14, 2007, 10:44:07 PM
I like the sad ending.
Because I'm a bastard XD
Title: Re: Real Men (AND Women) Love Army of Darkness
Post by: Doombot on August 15, 2007, 01:07:04 AM
I like the sad ending.
Because I'm a bastard XD

I think I was playing Fallout when I saw the 'sad' ending. That made me like it more. =)
Title: Re: Real Men (AND Women) Love Army of Darkness
Post by: Loveshack on August 15, 2007, 08:47:14 AM
OMG!  Doomsie, I thought I was the only one here who read Doubleviking!  Anybody else a big fan?

"To replace his hand, Ash takes the gauntlet off a suit of armor and, using his insane engineering skills, he somehow makes a working, robot death fist out of Renaissance-era materials. Nevermind the fact that we can’t even make prostheses of this quality today, and nevermind the fact that Ash is allegedly supposed to be stupid, but hey – if you came to this film looking for logic and realism, then your priorities are sadly out of whack."

I dunno, there's just something I love about the phrase "working, robot death fist".  When I first saw this movie, I must have been about 13 years old, and that scene was by far one of the coolest things I'd ever seen in a movie, (of course, my tastes were less refined then; see my "Forever Knight" posts).  But yeah, "working, robot   death fist" may well replace "cellar door" as the most beautiful phrase in the English language; at least it will when I begin my reign as supreme overlord.
Title: Re: Real Men (AND Women) Love Army of Darkness
Post by: Doombot on August 15, 2007, 07:53:57 PM
OMG!  Doomsie, I thought I was the only one here who read Doubleviking!  Anybody else a big fan?

It's the first time I've been there. =) I followed the link from Digg.com

Digg - Real Men Love Army of Darkness (http://digg.com/movies/Real_Men_Love_Army_of_Darkness)

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. [grabs girl close] Hail to the king, baby. [Ash kisses the girl]

*PURR* =)